Dear Grandma Scrotum,
My husband has taken to stirring his coffee with his penis. How can I get him
to stop?
Ah yes, this is a common problem. Some men just can't resist the urge to put
their penis into something warm and wet. My dear husband Fenwick used to do
it all the time, bless his soul. There was a time when I thought I could stop
him, but it was no use. I tried everything, I did, from giving him near-boiling
black coffee to making him drink from an enclosed mug, and he'd still get it
in there somehow...
Need sex advice? Grandma has all the answers!
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 This cute guy has had a slight accident with the peroxide |
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 And here our hero is rewarding his hairdresser for giving him that awful bleach job |
 She's big and curly and he's proud of his ponytail... and checking out the fabulous fabric on her frock. |
 When Hairdressers Attack VERY nice looking guy though |
 Not so much of a bad hair day as a losing hair day. Yeah Yeah |
 One can only admire how well her 'do is standing up in the shower |
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* Did you know that in Germany, a man set himself up as a special psychic who
could tell the future by feeling people's bottoms?
* Or that if British women had to choose between sex with Brad Pitt and a Creme
Brulee, they'd take the dessert?
* Did you know that 28% of survey respondents thought presidential candidate
Al Gore wore a sexy thong while on the campaign trail?
* Or that on May 9 every year, the Brazililan city of Esperanta holds its annual
Orgasm Day?
The world is full of crazy sex stories, and I'm pleased to say that I get to
write about them every month. You won't believe some of the weird stuff I read
about... and only a small amount makes it into my column Planet Sex at For The
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husband's penises, or why Pandas need porn to procreate.
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- Karen J, writer.